I thought this was funny but kinda real...

Find out whether you are in love, lust, or marriage???

A guide to help you determine whether you are in love, in lust, or marriage:

• Love - when your eyes meet across a crowded room.
  Lust - when your tongues meet across a crowded room.
  Marriage - when your belt won't meet around your waist and you don't care.

• Love - when intercourse is called making love.
  Lust - all other times.
  Marriage - what's intercourse?

• Love - when you share everything you own.
  Lust - when you think twice about giving your partner bus money.
  Marriage - when the bank owns everything.

• Love - when it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
  Lust - when the relationship is over if you don't climax.
  Marriage - what's a climax?

• Love - when you phone each other just to say "I love you."
  Lust - when you phone each other just to organize sex.
  Marriage - when you phone each other to find out what time your kid's game starts.

• Love - when you write poems about your partner.
  Lust - when all you write is your partner's phone number.
  Marriage - when all you write is checks.

• Love - when you show concern for your true love's feelings.
  Lust - when you show concern for whether your partner is cute and sexy.
  Marriage - when your only concern is what's on television; and where is the remote?

• Love - when your farewell is, "I love you, darling."
  Lust - when your farewell is, "Same time next week?"
  Marriage - when your farewell is, "Don't forget to pick up the kids on the way home."

• Love - when you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
  Lust - when you only see each other in the bedroom.
  Marriage - when you never see each other awake.

• Love - when your heart flutters every time you see them.
  Lust - when your groin twitches every time you see them.
  Marriage - when your wallet empties every time you see them.

• Love - when nobody else matters.
  Lust - when nobody else knows.
  Marriage - when everybody else matters and you don't care who knows.

• Love - when all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
  Lust - when all the songs on the radio are just the same old mushy stuff.
  Marriage - when you never have time to listen to music.

• Love - when breaking up is something you try not to think about.
  Lust - when staying together is something you try not to think about.
  Marriage - when wondering how you will get through the day is something you try not to think about.

• Love - when you're interested in everything your partner does.
  Lust - when you're only interested in one thing.
  Marriage - when you're not interested in what your partner does; and where IS that darned remote?