Thursday, May 21, 2009

Ha ha ha ha!!!

Typical Psyche

of a

Women !

  • If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
    If you don't, you are not a man

  • If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
    If you don't, you are good for nothing

  • If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
    If you don't, you are not understanding

  • If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
    If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing

  • If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
    If you don't, you are a dull boy

  • If you are jealous, she says it's bad
    If you aren't, she thinks you do not love her

  • If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
    If you don't, she thinks you do not like her

  • If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
    If she is late, she says that's a girl's way

  • If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"
    If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"

  • If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
    If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage

  • If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
    If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring

  • If you talk, she wants you to listen
    If you listen, she wants you to talk

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