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Typical Psyche of a Women !

• If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
  If you don't, you are not a man

• If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
  If you don't, you are good for nothing

• If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
  If you don't, you are not understanding

• If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
  If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing

• If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
  If you don't, you are a dull boy

• If you are jealous, she says it's bad
  If you aren't, she thinks you do not love her

• If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
  If you don't, she thinks you do not like her

• If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
  If she is late, she says that's a girl's way

• If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"
  If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"

• If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
  If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage

• If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
  If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring

• If you talk, she wants you to listen
  If you listen, she wants you to talk